Deteriorata (satire of the Desdirata)
 
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 Go placidly among the oise and waste
 And remember what comfort there may be in knowing a piece thereof.
 Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
 Rotate your tires.
 Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself.
 And heed well their advice - - even though they may be turkeys.
 Remember that two wrongs never make a right,
 But three do.
 Wherever possible, put people on 'HOLD'.
 Be comforted that in the face of acridity and dissilusionment,
 And despite the changing fortunes of time,
 There is always a big future in computer maintanence.